Wife sends her husband to a shop saying: "Remember you have to buy only three things! Three things you have to buy - butter, cottage cheese and sour cream! Butter, cottage cheese and sour cream!"
After half an hour husband has come back to home bringing tooth-paste and tooth-brush. Wife becomes to clamour: "Where is the soap!!! I've told you hundred times! Three things you had to buy!!!"
I dream never be like this!