At the last New Year I bought cool shoes as a present for my good friend. But when gifting them to him, I made a very sad and guilty face and said that unfortunately a seller cheated me and gave two sizes smaller shoes and now I cannot change them, because I haven't saved a receipt... He made a very frustrated look at me, was rather surprised and dissappointed. Then I told him a little funny story:
One man often wore two sizes smaller shoes. And when he was asked about it, he said: I do it purposefully! My wife is ugly, as well as fierce. She cooks terribly. My son has only the lowest marks "two" in his record. My mother-in-low is vixen!... My work is boring and uninteresting… The only pleasure I have in my life is the moment when I put off my tight shoes...
So, I said to him, you also would be very happy every time when putting your shoes off...
The momnet when he put on the shoes and understood that i simply joked, all his frustration disappeared and he was enormously