Here are some lines that will definitely help you with your new guy:
1. "According to my horoscope, I'm about to enter experimental phase"
2. "My inner thighs and butt are so sore from yoga"
3. "It's so weird, but I still have tan lines from this summer."
4. "I was at the lingerie store today with my best friend when..."
5. "My friend and I are having a debate. May be you can help settle it. What's hotter: a landing strip or completely bare?"
6. "A recent study found that if you go from having sex once a month to once a week, it will make you as happy as getting a $50.000 raise"
7. "I can't wait to get out of these sweaty gym clothes and take a shower"
8. The party's over already? I still have tons of energy."
9. "I always have so much fun when my boyfriend is out of town."
10." DId you know that if your ring finger is longer than your index finger, it means you have a high sex