I dream to become a wine expert. I think it's really good job. And actually it has lots of benefits. I like this job because I will be able to drink lots of the best wine and I will get a salary for this.

It also good to be a wine expert as you can seduce any woman, just show her your knowledge and treat her with the amazing wine and she will be yours ;) I would have lots of friends from celebrities who would come to me to have a consultation which wine is better for one or another occasion. They will pay me good money and invite me to their parties. It's not a life - it's the PARADISE.

However, I have one serious problem and my dream probably will never cone true because of it. I'm a very lazy person and to achieve this dream I need to learn a lot about wine. I'm not sure that I will be able to do this. I want to have something like magic wand that would make me a wine expert at once and I could go and taste all these wonderful wines. I know that there are no miracles in our