If you have no idea what the difference between linguini and fettuccine or you are too confused to ask a waiter what capellini or spaghetti is. Well, I've got some idea for you! It's a fork... macaroni fork. With the Macaroni Fork, your pasta unapprised days will become a matter of the past.
I imagine it as a device using modern computer and MRI technology. The Macaroni Fork scans each pasta string occurred between its teeth, makes a thorough micrometer evaluation, and immediately demonstrates the accurate type of pasta being eaten up. You will not be scared of any Italian restaurant having armed with such fork. You will be just more well-informed the next time.