Today, I'd like to offer you ten golden tables on how to drive your daddy crazy. I'm sure they will be handy.

You will be appreciated the most if:
1) You weren't come-at-able from the beginning.
2) You know your own worth and don't fall on somebody's neck for no particular reason.
3) Your daddy has no confidence in your belonging to him.
4) He is afraid of loosing you and being hurt.
5) He spends his force, time and money on you. To loose in that case is more painfully.
6) Mostly he can only foretaste you but there is no complete possession of you.
7) At one moment you can be approachable and tamed, at another you become estranged and set up on your own ("You never miss the water 'till the well runs dry.")
8) Your daddy should know you drive men crazy and you're popular. But you shouldn't show him infidelity pictures and so on - he may fly into a rage. Nevertheless, let him doubt. A man's jealousy is a powerful instrument if it's used skillfully.