You have to learn next things before having a baby…
To go through the long sleepless nights, you should walk around a room with a wet bag (7-10 pounds) from 5 to 10 p.m.
At 10 p.m. put the bag in its place. Set up your alarm-clock at midnight before going to bed.
You should wake up at midnight and walk around with a wet bag till 1 a.m. Set up your alarm-clock at 3 a.m.
Stand up at 2 a.m. as you don't fall asleep in any case and drink anything. Go to bed at 2.45 a.m. At 3 a.m. you should awake along with your alarm-clock. Then sing songs in the dark till 4 a.m. Set up your alarm-clock at 5 a.m.
In the morning you have to awake and prepare a breakfast. All these things you should repeat during 5 years.
Look happy.
To be continued…