with very serious voice that he is calling from the telephone station and now it will be hot steam in telephone channels in order to clear lines. That's why she needs quickly wrap all telephone receivers in the office with polyethylene or paper (or out on the floor).

Everybody sit and look at her…The most important thing here is to tell this very quickly and seriously. And of course a secretary should be naïve also

Have lots of fun on April's Fool Day! And don't let yourself and others to be bored!