You want to make a present for your friend on the Day of Fools? Then, you probably should know his interests, so that you could make a present and don't offend him.

If your friend is always in a hurry and he is very punctual, I guess you can present him the following gift.
It is possible to give him a clock, saying that he should not be late next time. The main thing is that the clock goes counter-clockwise. Moreover, the figures are printed backwards!
When he discovers the trick, you can also say that he is the best friend you ever had and you want to spend more time with him, that is why you presented him this clock - he can have more spare time!

I think such a present will be not only funny, but also very pleasant as the person will know that you need him.
You can present the clock also for your beloved person, I'm sure he/she will like it!