Hi all… I'm hiccupping now. I'm hiccupping for an hour already and I can't help myself to get rid of that annoying hiccup. I ate so much pizza before that hiccup had decided to visit my poor organism. I'm feeling very sick myself for now, I'm not smart enough with pizza. That may make me farting, and then I'll be hiccupping and farting at the same time. Hmmm… such perspective doesn't make me smile. Earlier, I coughed and hiccupped at the same time which made me snort. It was very disgusting. Friends are laughing at me right now and saying that I'm multi-talented and maybe I'll break a world record.

Ohhh… some pizza cheese came out of my nose, I think…

Friends told me to go to the neighbors for help, because they can't help me as well because of giving a neighing… it's staring to vex me…the neighbors to the right are on holidays and I don't have a key to their house, the neighbors to the left probably don't like me and I don't like them, they are stupid.

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