I have an idea to classify women in a computer style. So, below are 11 categories, read and have fun:

1. Woman - Internet: it is really difficult to access this woman.
2. Woman - Server: she always busy when you need her
3. Woman - Windows: all men know that she can't do anything in a proper way but still can't live without her
4. Woman - Excel: She claims that she can do everything but all that you need from her is hot and tasty dinner.
5. Woman - DOS: such a woman was in life of each man but he doesn't want her any more
6. Woman - Virus (she is already known as "wife"): she comes when nobody waits for her, unpacks her belongings and occupies all free space. If you try to get rid of her you lose smth. If you don't try you lose everything.
7. Woman - Screensaver: she can't do anything, but she is so funny!
8. Woman - RAM: if you sever with her, she forgets you immediately
9. Woman -Winchester: she ALWAYS remembers
10. Woman - Multimedia: she talks beautiful nonsense
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