An extraodinary and creative idea occured to me the other day. Why not draft all city cats to the military service in the countryside to protect the crop against rodents?

In cities it would be created special military registration and enlistment offices for this purpose. And only young he-cats and yearling she-cats should be called up. Of course some owners of recruited cats would try to avoid the military service. They would teach them to simulate at draft boards pretending to be crazy mice.

After two-year military service the most excelled cats would be given orders for their service and granted a 1-year supply with Whiskas.