Bill Gates dies in an airplane crash. St. Peter was really confused where to direct him - to Heaven or Hell. He said Bill that he helped people by putting a computer in almost every family in the USA and this is good, but he created this miserable Windows '95 and that's really bad. So, St. Peter decided to let Bill Gates choose where he wants to go. Bill asked about the difference between Heaven and Hell. And St. Peter allowed him to visit both places quickly and decide where to go. First, Bill decided to go to Hell. It was a very beautiful beach with alluring transparent water and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water and laughing. He liked this place very much. And he thought to himself if it is Hell, I really want to see Heaven.

So, they went to Heaven. It was high in clouds with lots of angels who were singing and playing harps. It was a really good place but not so tempting as Hell. So, Bill decided to stay in Hell. St. Peter respected his decision and