Yollo-ley! He-hey! April Fool's Day is coming inevitably and there are so many familiar fools that I need to and even have to play a joke on.
The office I work in has as any other one though security staff; there is a man always sitting at entry and controlling those who entered and who left. He has no guns or like that but why not to play a joke on him.
My cool and crazy idea is to come on April, 1, and together with some our office colleagues, in cool blood and serious faces with a pseudo machine gun and army special forces equipment. You should make an authoritative statement that office boss decided to initiate new security rules so that your security man hence has to bear heavy and essential equipment everyday and night all his working hours.
The main catch here to be 1) serious when informing him about it, and 2) to bring as much as possible various equipment including military helmet, machine gun, night vision, heat sensor, movement sensor, body armour, grenades and